A Florida man didn't have time to make a run for the border...after cops busted him for assaulting his wife with a Taco Bell burrito.
Victor Fosser allegedly hit the victim in the face with the tortilla-wrapped treat after she complained that he wasn't paying attention to a story about her bad day at work. According to the police report, he reacted to her angry outburst by holding the burrito in front of her face while making fun of her for being upset -- so she tossed it on the floor.
The 49-year-old suspect scooped up the remnants and shoved them into his wife's face, getting some of the ingredients up her nose. She did not require medical attention. No word on whether she needed extra fire sauce. ( Smoking Gun )
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